User:Covidios

/About Me and my first userspace subpage ever.

Covidios/Steganography is a page that is public but will use steganography by way of inside jokes and puns, so it will hopefully be incomprehensible gibberish, then I will delete it. Please do not edit it.

I do want to draft an article, so I should use a "userspace draft". Covidios (talk) 02:31, 25 May 2020 (UTC) == 10:31 PM Eastern Daylight Time on 2020-05-24, the prior day.

It is Sunday in NYC, but Monday in Europe
On the first day of June, 2020, my activity on Wikipedia may decrease and my vitamin D synthesis rate may increase significantly. It will depend on the weather, mostly. I cannot see the moon, I think it is a new moon. This reminds me of how the Islamic calendar works.

It is 10:37 PM EDT on 2020-05-24, May 24th, MMXX. Wow, Roman numerals are much better now than they were at the Unix epoch in 1970.

I should watch Garden State (film) when I get tired.

Let's see how this first Wikipedia entry looks - I really resisted creating a new user account, so I have forgotten MediaWiki syntax.

Regarding My Username
My username is Covidios, the C is uppercase because Wikipedia wanted to "canonicalize" it, apparently.

The "original pun" was "COVID-19 Dios (as in god in Spanish)".

The "second pun" was "OS" as in "operating system" but also the latin word for "hole" or "mouth".

The "third pun" was listed above, that was #2 and #3, those were pound signs, are they used by the markup?

The "fourth pun" was "iOS", the operating system that runs on iPhones, and I didn't notice it (no me di cuenta) until after I had creado mi cuenta (created my account). Jajajaja, fantastico. I still can't type acute accents.

I wrote this to help me remember my new username - Covidios. You should call me "User (colon) Covidios" inside square brackets. Covidios (talk) 02:46, 25 May 2020 (UTC)

Self-Quarantine Log
It will go here at slash-Quarantined. Covidios (talk) 03:18, 25 May 2020 (UTC)

Requested:
1. Box, "000".

2. Metaphorical box, in English inside box 000.

3. Large trash can.

Expected:
1. Royale, on Tuesday, from a.co (domain).

2. Fill in slow packages here.

Ordered:
1. Nasal swab: Tuesday through Friday, if desired.

2. Antibody test: "In June" as of 2020-05-20, four days ago.

Received:
1. Antiseptic wipes. Thank you!

Day zero is May 24th, but negative days are VERY IMPORTANT also. Cf. Contact tracing. Covidios (talk) 03:41, 25 May 2020 (UTC)