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Cowboy Louie's Drug Free Magic Show

Cowboy Louie was a popular magician for middle school students for many years. He was known for his tantalizing magic shows, still remembered by all the students whose lives he touched.

EARLY LIFE

Cowboy Louie (Mr.Louis Brown) was born on December 7, 1941 in Griffin, Indiana. His father was Gary Brown, a volunteer fireman, and his mother was Gayle Guggenheim Brown, a fireman's wife. He lived in Griffin until 1982, when he was offered a position as a quarterback for the Nebraska Corn Huskers. He promptly denied this saying "My heart is in drug free magic shows"

AFTER HIS EARLY LIFE

Cowboy Louie (Louis Brown) First became a magician when he was visiting an enchanted truck stop, where he bought his first pair of drug free cowboy boots. After he realized his calling, He was booked on a worldwide drug free magical tour. The first stop was at Holy Name Catholic School, where his cousin, James Landry, was principal. A fast lane to fame followed.

'''TRICKS

Cowboy Louie (Louis Brown) learned his magic tricks from a roving group of trucker gypsys at the Enchanted Truck Stop and Adult Emporium. He was often criticized for his overpriced suckers and lackluster performances, but his audiences were still mesmerized by his drug free-ness. His magic word "EMOSHEEMIESHOWPAHDEEDAH" was recently found to be an ancient Hindu chant to assist the growing cycle of Marijuana.

'''DEMISE

Cowboy Louie (Louis Brown) died on July 11, 2001 from an apparent drug overdose. He was found dead in his Ford Econoline van with large amounts of PCP in his bloodstream, and homosexual paraphanelia under his mattress.'''