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Mason W. Cox is a technologically enabled history professor with a deep intellectual vane rooted in academic excellence. He currently is employed at St. Stephen's Episcopal School in Austin, Texas. Born in 1957 in Chicago, IL, he developed his personal philosophy over time.

His personal philosophies include, but are not limited to: - Turning daily routines into amusements, such as The Attendance Game. - Similarly, The Name Game. You Know Your In A Cox Class

1. You consider it amazing to see your teacher laugh.

2. You begin to say "mmmkay" and "okay folks". 3. You've played the attendance game. 4. You've heard strange cold jokes. 5. Your teacher wearing shorts and a t-shirt is extremely funny. 6. Your teacher goes "think think think" when considering a tricky problem. 7. You know not to fondle. (They don't teach us that in health class!)

8. Tony is constantly asleep.

9. You understand how complicated life is. 10. You know much more about Chicago han the avaregae non-Chigoan. 11. You think about killing yourself. 12. You can postpone any graded exercize. 13. Your teacher forgets your name on a regular basis. 14. More than 5 people go to the bathroom in 1 class. 15. You get excited to play games. 16. It takes like 5 monts for him to grade on class's tests. 17. Everything is a game: attendance game, note game, test game.

18. You have to stand outside to eat.

19. Your favorite part of history is AP testing.

20. People are on facebook for the entire class period.

21. You are "corrected" when pronouncing "caudillos" correctly and learn to day it as "cau-dill-oes".

22. Your teacher can't remember his middle name!

23. You refer to taking notes as "drastic".

24. You walk in energized and walk out extremly sleepy.

25. Your teacher walks into class panting because he just got back from chasing students that "went to the bathroom".

26. You hear Mr. Cox yelling "Sara, shut up! Move seats!" and he was talking to Brooke.

27. After a few reminder to be quiet, he loses control and yells "SHUT UP", and afterwards apologizes to the class: " sorry folks, sometimes I have to go into shut-up-mode".

28. Italian porn is funny.