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= National Spoil-A-Woofy Day =

National Spoil-A-Woofy Days are well known holidays in the U.S.A., created to honor and spoil Woofys (also spelled woofies).

Celebration and Traditions
The celebrations are different for different Woofys (woofies), as well as the particular traditions of those that are celebrating. They can range from food to sex to gift-giving (see birthdays and Christmas for examples), or intense face-touching. The idea though is that the particular Woofy involved will be spoiled with things he likes.

Dates
In 2021 there have been two National Spoil-A-Woofy days so far, which have been celebrated on May 26th, as well as in March, 2021. The dates are not published ahead of time, but are declared spontaneously. In particular the Woofys (woofies) have no input into which dates are declared, and the Spoil-A-Woofy day celebrants actually tend to keep these dates secret from any associated Woofys (woofies).

What is a Woofy?
A Woofy is a handsome smart sexy man with furry arms and chest. They are kind and quick and have fantastic beards. To date there have been no known female Woofys (woofies) reported in the wild so far. A paper published in Nature speculated that female Woofies, or Woofinas as they proposed they be called, would be an entirely different species, and might not have beards.

Why do Woofys have a Spoiling Day?
Woofys (woofies) deserve their own National Spoil-A-Woofy Day because they are wonderful and deserve all the love to be showered upon them.