User:Cpl-Zeruru

Basic Information
My real name is Samuel Smith, and I live in Salem, Oregon. I have lived in Oregon for my whole life, and I have to say it's a pretty nice place. We have no sales tax, we have nice forests, and contrary to popular belief, it actually doesn't rain all that often around here. Not even in the Willamette Valley.

What I do
Basically, nothing. I spend a lot of time sitting around my bedroom "office" and watching Youtube videos.

Why you should care
I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

Hobbies

 * Playing Minecraft
 * Watching The Red Green Show
 * Screwing around with things in my garage
 * Trying to figure out the damn formatting rules used on Wikipedia
 * Buying tools and gadgets I don't need

Major Pet Peeve
It's pronounced "Or-Ig-In", not "Or-Egg-On".

/Sordovia