User:Cpt Bluestone

The Myth, The Legend
Little is known about Bluestone's state of mentality, though there are rumors that he languages of choice include ActionScript 2.0 and C++.

The extent of Bluestone's immortality is unknown, and many have failed to contact his 'Floating Paradise Island' in order to solve the mystery. If you want to have a go anyway, his primary method of communication is through [mailto:bluestone@343gs.com bluestone@343gs.com].

History
Forged 55 eons ago in the 'Fountain of Eternal Youth', Bluestone spent the first 26,531 years of his life fighting space maggots on Triton in the Earth Army. This led to several promotions, and Bluestone eventually rose to the rank of 'Supreme LOLh4xx0r'. His notable skills on the battlefield included badger-baiting, and cooking noodles.

After his heroic era in the Earth Army, Bluestone was transferred to Omicron Persei VIII where he taught school children the dangers of flying a kite near powerlines. This period of education lasted roughly 21 millenia, and earned him the infamous, 'Solid-Gold Goblet'.

After a few eons had passed, Bluestone was found guilty of fixing horse races. He was eventually sacked of his teaching job and thrown in space prison, where he learnt to read for the first time.

Bluestone was able to escape the prison sometime in the last 4,000 years, and eventually created his 'Floating Paradise Island' in orbit around Earth, where he lives to this day as a wanted felon.

Known Facts

 * Bluestone is vunerable to depleted uranium.
 * It was once said that lemonade transforms him into a gargoyle.
 * The scriptures reveal that Bluestone is neither living nor dead.
 * Records indicate that Bluestone is susceptible to the aroma of koi carp.
 * Bluestone is a trusted killer app.

Resources

 * Bluestone's Webserver, 343GS.com
 * Bluestone likes Pie