User:Cpt Jack House

Cpt Jack House is a Resident of the United States of Italian descent. His real name is Felix.

2008
"I Just Tried to determine the gender of a water balloon" - 9/24

"I don't care what you saw that wheelchair did not win" - 10/1

"My ass feels like a trumpet" - 10/12

"I'll bet almost anything tha- god damn it they're at it again" -10/20