User:Crackhead1234

In the distant lands of Asianonia, there lived a azn known as the suzuki teriyaki chicken honda accord man. He was the master of everything such as cooking rice, steaming rice, boiling rice, eating rice and playing the banjo. As the world falls into the void of chaos, there is one kid that can save them all. But a few years ago that kid that could save everybody died because people abused his rights...such as not letting him go to the men's bathroom. So he got beat up by females and he died so there is no one to save the world except the master of rice and playing banjo. So now the world is basically screwed so...yeah...the story will continue some other time on some other website.