User:CraftyWilly

Crafty Willy is a junkyard dog that learned how to speak English from reading plays by Oscar Wilde while living at his home in Thailand.

He walked out of the doghouse and up to his family's home and starting speaking English and everyone but the youngest daughter, 6 years old, collapsed. The small child showed the dog the way to the travel agency, and he was soon on his way to California.

Willy now sits at his new home and corrects grammar and syntax on Wikipedia.