User:Craig Heskith

Craig "Go Clean The Toilets" Hesketh" (born Deborah Barlow, 27 July 1988) is currently a student at WINTEC with absolutely no career potential. He was at the forfront of the "Dumb It Down" movement at WINTEC in early 2008. Studying for a 2 year diploma in hair dressing, NCEA Level 4, he is currently in his 8th year, with no hope of graduating anytime soon.

Notable Achivements
Hesketh has no notable achievements and has made no social contributions of any great worth, this isn't so much a reflection on him, but more so, a reflection on the standard of education offered at WINTEC, which is considered by many to be worse than the education offered to Simba in the Lion King by Timon and Pumba.

WINTEC
He is currently a student at WINTEC. Life could be worse for him however, as he could have been studying for a bachelor of media arts, which is the required qualification to operate a Sony Handicam, which is not a hard task, at all. In fact, a drunk zebra could probably turn it on. Therefore, it is safe to assume that a drunk zebra could attain a "bachelor" of media arts from WINTEC