User:Craig schoolkate123

SOC - Scared Of Craig

SOC is a terminal illness that affects the brain and heavily damages coordination.

Symptoms include; - Feeling edgy and erratic - Getting the jitters - Chronic nightmares - Speaking with a weird accent

Urban use: "Man's scared cos man got SOC"

Causes; Seeing Craig just once can trigger SOC.

It's worse to be exposed to his intimidating presence and lightening hands.

Cure; None.