User:Craigkohler/chuckgilham

Chuck Gilham

Chuck Gilham is the only legitimate offspring (who has been allowed to continue living) of the famous Chuck Norris.

Gilham is a sensitive soul who enjoys violence with a pinch of classical music. Already a budding military weapon of inconceivable power he hides his dark side from the world by dealing with Third Party Insurance claims at a small company in England. He is made to sit in a corner and is not allowed a phone line as even his voice is known to be deadly to Third Party Insurers who have tried to make an insurance claim they should never have done.

While not much is known about his childhood we do know that even though he barely knew his father he has aquired all of Chuck Norris' feared mental, physical, martial, emotional and fatal powers. Wanted by all military institutions he has chosen to be a part of the royal marines, whom he has deemed worthy of receiving his skills in war.

The rest is foggy as he has killed anyone who has ever learnt anything more about him than his name, which means i'm likely to be his next vict.....aaarghhhh....(sound of gushing blood)