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Craig McConnochie

Craig McConnochie is amazing. He is undoubtedly the best person in the world as was proven when he recently won at life.

There are numerous things that were cited as reasons for the gifting of this prestigious title over the many other notable nominees. These included, but were not limited to, his amazing taste in movies with "Into The Wild" being the main given example, his amazing revolutionary "Death Eater" mask and being made of pure awesome. Very few people have been able to validate the claim of being made of pure awesome but Craig McConnochie did this simply by stating "I'm Craig Daniel McConnochie. What else is there to say?"

There has been recent controversy regarding a prophecy that has been made regarding a future group of followers of Craig McConnochie. It is said that in the near future a group of Death Eaters will realise that Craig McConnochie is actually way cooler than Lord Voldelmort (who they currently follow). This would most llikely occur after the realisation that Lord Voldelmort is not actually made of pure awesome as he originally claimed. The broken away Death Eaters will then attempt to be as cool as Craig McConnochie and idolise him in every way, unfortunately they will soon discover that the pursuit of perfection is a long and difficult one and to be as cool as Craig McConnochie is significantly more difficult that perfection. This will lead them to become very angry and go on a rampage of murders. Many doubt this prophecy due to the fictional nature of Death Eaters and Lord Voldelmort but it is thought that the prophecy could create a group of Craig McConnochie fans who will fulfill the prophecy by becoming the "Death Eaters" and take the fictional character "Lord Voldelmort" as a symbol for society. They will thus break away from society in an attempt at becoming more like Craig McConnochie. After the innability to acheive this goal they will walk around singing "Society, you're a crazy breed, I hope you're not lonely without me" similarly to Chris McCandless who is thought to be the first of these Craig McConnochie ido