User:Cratsen Cratsen Cratsen/sandbox

Hullo I am Crasten The Clown and I like to eat cake... and pie :D. I do love me some pie :D. Anyway I'm meant to be writing a report right now but I'm bored so I'm doing this instead. I work for The National Clown Association(NCA)of Tanzania. I get to travel all across the world I even went to Moscow in South America and Rio de Janeiro in Russia. It's very fun being a clown because I get to do all kinds of fun pranks on The Idiot To Rule All Idiots Tony Abbot and the best thing to happen to earth since Hot Pockets, Barack Obama. Anyway ill add more to my biography later because I should do that report :(. Bye Bye...