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Nick Freon
Sheldon Alexander Wilkinson III (born February 8, 1895), known professionally as Nick Freon (pronounced "nik free-an"), is an Galactic Planetary nuclear-quantum physicist who discover the black hole Nimbus-Bucular located in Constellation We-Lit right around the corner from TBH, which was found in 1837 by Galileo and his partnas dem, said to be 13.67 ly away. He also invented a quantum teleporter that utilizes black holes to transport inanimate objects to and from neighboring solar systems. He also discovered the first contraceptive, through trial and error, called the pull-out method which has a 99.99% success rate; when his experiment was finished his colleagues clearly heard him say "Yea it Works."