User:CrazyJoe™

Once upon a time in a Joyfort land far far away on an island named M5 there was a very harsh and disgruntled war lord called War. War created an alliance to fight all other alliances. It became the greatest alliance of all time on M5. The fighters in this alliance were the best and sometimes the most honorable (except those aussies, no honor in underarm bowling). There could be only one name this greatest of alliances could be known by and that is 'BIH'

There were other alliances Hell which was decimated by BIH and Rangers and split into several factions none being any good. Rangers who were like the poor cousins of BIH, but they did their duty to the great war lord War and fought to the best of their poor ability. None other s worth mentioning really.

There was one fighter in the alliance and his only request was "Be sure to add that Meister is in the guiness book of world records as having the biggest #*&##". I'm not sure what #*&##" is but I'd guess ears?

After BIH had conquered the island of M5 War became a very very nice lady who ruled her kingdom with little other than a smile for all her loyal fighters. All others bowed to her greatness out of fear for being crushed by the mighty armies of Xmas Future.

So forever more this server shall be known as FARMVILLE™

BIH would like to thank the following alliances. Hell for being excellent farms Rangers for being loyal servants A special mention for Dr Clue of one of the Hell alliances (I can't keep up with which one) so far he has had a sense of humor about this. Kia Kaha Dr Clue.