User:Crazyhorse0000

The Battle Of Machi Cha (2008-2008)
One dark morning Sitting Bull, the leader of the baller people, was discussing his plan to invade the American troops base at Flint, Michigan. As they plotted they created a 3 step plan....

invade the city capture all women and children force them to pay unneeded taxes put on corn and cattle (preferably longhorn cattle)

During the conversation Crazy Horse, General of the Wikichiatalunatang people, butted in and said that our tribes need to put a high tax on paper and homegrown solvents to cure the common cold. That way we can make lots of money to buy the new Chris Brown CD coming out next month. So it was settled, the Native Americans would invade Flint, capture the city and all the women and children, and force them to pay unneeded taxes. It was April 45th, 2008. The tribes were ready to attack when all the sudden a drunk old man walking down the street wiped out half of the Native Amereicans troops. It was horrable, the man could barely even walk. This showed that the tribes weren't gonna stand a chance against the Americans. So quickley, the tribes recruited Red Cloud, Raping Eagle, Small Turtle, and last but not least, Machi Cha to lead the tribes into battle. The battle was a fierce show of bowskills and swordskills. While raping eagle distracted the American troops, Machi Cha flanked the right side of the US army. They didnt even see it coming. Heres a well drawn diagram of the battle...

>-<o Raping Eagle

American Troops

////////////////////////// ////////////////////////// ////////////////////////// Machi Cha's troops ////////////////////////// //////////////////////////

It was a great success, Machi cha's army had wiped out all of the US troops in a matter of 15 seconds. This battle was knon as The Battle of Machi Cha beacause after the battle was over all of the Tribes sung the Machi Cha. It was a spectacular sight.

The lesson to this story is that you should attack other army's and force them to pay high taxes on paper, corn, corn syrup, and homegrown solvens to cure the common cold so that you can go out to your nearest Best Buy and buy the new Chris Brown CD. Or if you wanted you could by a stylish case for your ipod or maybe even the new 50 cent CD if its still in stock.