User:Crazyjmyer

Jonathan Myer

Jonathan Myer is universally considered to be the greatest person in the history of the world. His achievements include: single handedly saving 10, 000 people from being killed by terrorists, climbing mount everest alone and without rope in less than 24 hours, and just being amazing overall.

History

Jonathan was born in a remote region of the Andes mountains. His parents abandoned him, but he was capable of surviving on his own 5 hours after he was born. He spent the next 5 years surviving in the jungle by hunting wild animals such as jaguars and crocodiles to survive. After this period, he realized that the world needed him. He disguised himself as a college student, and decided to attend Gardner Webb University because its location in the tiny town of Boiling Springs was perfect for his mission. He currently resides in Boiling Springs under the alias of Jonathan Myer. He spends his time performing deeds of heroism by night. He is aslo widely considered to be the coolest student at Gardner Webb. So yeah thats about it.