User:Crazymonkey1123/future user rights

Administrator: I might eventually get this, but I might have a history of bad UAA requests.

Bureaucrat: I have a 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance of getting this.

Oversight: I have a 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance of getting this.

CheckUser: I pretty much have the same chance of getting this as oversight.

Global Rollbacker: I will not get this.

Global sysop: Why am I thinking I will get this!?!?!?

Steward: ABSOLUTELY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!