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NATHAN GREGORY SMITH!

Mr. Nathan Gregory Smith is a youth minister of surpassing excellence at | Saint Mary of Sorrows in Fairfax, VA. He is an alumnus of the College of William and Mary and is currently engaged to Ms. Margaret Perschy.

In his spare time, Nathan ("Nate" to most) enjoys playing disc golf, eating, and composing sonnets professing his utmost adoration of his fiancee. He is good at one of these things.

Nathan was born in outside of Dallas, Texas. Having such heritage, he has been cursed a Cowboys fan and has carried such a heavy burden all of his life, much like Frodo. He aspires to one day be a Redskins fan, but he knows this is out of his grasp.

In these formative years, Nathan enjoyed playing football, being pummeled by his older brother, Matthew, and dancing the night away. He was elected king of his Fourth Grade Class and had his compatriots build him a statue in his honor, which still stands to this day. It was later moved to the College of William and Mary, striking a remarkable resemblance to an adult Thomas Jefferson.