User:Creesewhite/sandbox

For my page I will be talking about my best friend Maggie.

Margaret (Maggie) Crone is best remembered for 69ing her boyfriend Brennan. She is also a retarded mother of almost 100 children. She never did marry her boyfriend Brennan even after she had 99 children. Her favorite snack is llama ears. She is also an old hag who talks to cats. Her hobbies include, 69ing and hanging on MySpace. Maggie and her husband both have jobs as killing puppies and african children. She is very racist and hates puppies. She also eats her own poop. She collects her urine and LOVES to drink candle wax.

Now you know all about my best friend Maggie!