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Tor Trail

A friendly neighbourhood tortrail which likes to roam the vast woodland areas of Calderglen Country Park located in East Kilbride, a very tedious and smelly suburb of the Greater Glasgow area.

Tortrail has many hobbies, one of which is drift racing with his friends who are mainly from Tokyo. He is half turtle and half tortoise so this gives him a great advantage whilst racing as his unusual appearance distracts other racers consequently leading to his success in many international drift competitions.

Tortrail lives in the Greenhills area of the New Town and is a very popular and dominant figure in the community. He is leader of the Joste Boyz, a local gang of chimney sweeps who often organize local brawls with rival gangs such as the grocery boyz or lifeguard boyz. Although this can be misconstrued as acts of violence on Tortrails part, he is a well known campaigner against violence towards street urchins and chimney sweeps. He is also one sixth cockney.

He likes cats and his best friend is a cat named Taz who is very sexy and often auditions for Cats the musical, but his lack of the ability to communicate in the human language always hinders his success in the audition process.

If you ever see Tortrail in the street go up and rub his shell, he loves it!