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Winning The Lottery In A Syndicate

Essentially this requires the total focus of all syndicate members.

At exactly 2 minutes to the televised draw time, all syndies should pull their lower foundation garments over their heads. Then in typical North American Indian style, skip in clockwise circles whooing and popping in staccato by using the right hand to tap the whooing-shape-formed lips. Cease & desist at the draw of the first ball and immediately commence to write out your job resignation.

It works every time.

Note: It is important to have the leg opening adjacent to the lips. This will avoid a muffled wooing call. Muffled calls don't convey the necessary energy required for a satisfactory outcome. 09:43, 8 May 1837 (GMT)