User:Crisspy

'''Admins: Please do not delete this message, so my friends on wikipedia will know I have left. I am using a different IP address because I'm on vacation.'''

'''On a personal note, since I have been blocked, I would like to announce that I will never again return to the bowels of this awful place under any new accounts, or for that matter, circumstances. Apparently, wikipedia has abandoned me and forgotten my contributions to so many countless topics. My so-called "sockpuppets" were merely other accounts I created for different purposes, and were harmless and non-vandalistic except in my failed attempt to become an admin. If you must know, the only vandalism I have ever engaged in was an insult battle on a talk page, and I even set the record straight with him and became friends.'''

'''But, to those of you that are still here, I hope my articles are in the best of hands and can be edited by all who may be experts-to-come or proffessionals in the fields of music and cuisine. I encourage people to come and create accounts here, as it was a great experience for me to gain knowledge about the world that the proud human race lives in. I give the utmost thanks to my friends who have talked to and learned about me, as I have them. I will miss you. Goodbye.'''