User:Crockinator

Sir John Hans Crocker was born to Sir Lester John Crocker and an unknown mother circa 1935 in Germany. His family comes from a long relation to the knights of the round table and his distant greatgrandfather is thought to be the founder of the knights of the round table. Johnathan Crocker, his 4 times great grandfather worked hand in hand with Aruthur and helped to remove the sword from the stone. When the Geats invaded England in 1442 Johnathan Crocker saved Queen Catherine II from an angry barbaric tribe and took her to safety in Germany. Being greatful to her rescuerer, Queen Catherine II knighted Johnathan and supposedly started the clan of the knights of the round table. He was also granted Lordship over the feudal Nemo's Kingdom. After becoming a prominent ruler and acquriring many riches and fame Sir Johnathan shortly died. In his dieing will Sir Johnathan Crocker asked that all descendents be named in his honor and will inherit a fortune. Currently not much is known about the heir to the throne and fortune. The last records are of Sir Lester John Crocker's father, and it is heard that the family may have moved to America. There are records that proove that a Sir John Crocker was inlisted in the American Army during the Vietnam War. It is thought that it was his war-time duty to carry gear at the end of the battle line. Currently the Crocker Fortune is unclaimed. It is willed to any extant member of the Crocker Clan of the Knights of the round table. However, if the fortune and throne are not claimed by 2012 all assets will be donated to an organization that tests possibly harmful products on small kittens. If anyone has any information of the whearabouts of Sir John Crocker please contact the German government immediately. Also, if Sir John Crocker meets the requirements, he is due to be knighted at the ceremonial rose convention in Munich Germany later this year.