User:Crowbait

"Bury this lump of crow bait." -- Nick Cave, "The Carny," on Your Funeral, My Trial.

"Don't you know there ain't no devil/ That's just God when He's drunk." -- Tom Waits, "Heartattack and Vine," on Heart Attack and Vine.

"Full of a fifth of Old Crow" -- Tom Waits, again, "Sixteen Shells from a Thirty-Ought-Six," from Rain Dogs.


 * "As I was walking all alane,
 * I heard twa corbies making a mane;
 * The tane unto the t'other say,
 * 'Where sall we gang and dine to-day,
 * Where sall we gang and dine to-day?'


 * 'In behint yon auld fail dyke,
 * I wot there lies a new slain knight;
 * And naebody kens that he lies there,
 * But his hawk, his honnd, and lady fair,
 * His hawk, his honnd, and lady fair.'"



New articles I have put my greasy fingers on
Saint Adela, Albert of Brandenburg, Council of Hatfield, the Paraphrases of Erasmus, Fulgentius of Ruspe, Nicarete, Peter Mongo, Pharailde, Sabinus (3rd century).

Old articles I have mucked up beyond recognition
0

Talk pages I have made myself a noxious pest on
2

Opinions

 * 1) If everything I write on Wikipedia can be reviewed, pretty much forever, then why is there an IRC channel where nothing that I say can be reviewed, ever? Doesn't that make it kind of the opposite of Wikipedia?
 * 2) If I don't trust you, I won't take your word for it. You have to earn trust by your actions, not demand it with your titles and commands.
 * 3) If you think I've made a "personal attack," then why are you sticking your big fat person in front of me? You'd be best to keep it hidden.
 * 4) Crows are smarter than pigs, and pigs are more socially adept than most Wikipedia editors.
 * 5) Shiny objects are fascinating, and they should be pecked. Honestly, they're begging for it.
 * 6) That's my bit of tinfoil!