User:Crowstar/youknow

This page is kept for humor. And to know when to take a break. Anyone can add stuff, make sure it's not stupid though. Just go ahead and put it!

Real life

 * You find yourself cringing every time you hear the word "vandal" in real life.
 * In arguments or other stuff, you've called someone a "vandal".
 * When you see someone who acts like a "tool", you think to yourself, what a sockpuppet.
 * At school, you often use the computers to go to Wikipedia.
 * While lying in bed with your significant other, you look into their eyes and softly ask if you can see their "featured article". (KeeperOTD)
 * When a younger sibling gets on your nerves, you ask your parents to block them. (KeeperOTD)
 * The words "consensus" and "undo" take on a magical, almost lurid quality. (KeeperOTD)
 * You find yourself adding citations to the end of sentences, even when just asking for a glass of milk (cup of coffee, juice, Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster).(keeperOTD)
 * You've woken up from a nightmare where a blocked user kept editing/creating sockpuppets.

At Work

 * When the boss asks for your opinion, you firmly remind them of NPOV policy. (KeeperOTD)
 * When someone at work has retired, this ends up on their wall: (Editor510 (Rox ur Sox. Sorry, couldn't help it.)

At School

 * When someone you know says something stupid and unsourced, you wish you could put a prod template on them.
 * While most students doodle in their notebooks, you write template ideas.
 * When you see someone giving the new kid a hard time, you remind them not to bite the newbies. (Gravitan)

Online

 * Instead of making italic or bold text on forums, you write "   " or "   ".
 * You sign e-mails or forum posts like ~
 * When someone IMs you, you find yourself thinking, "Darn it, I'm on Wikipedia!"
 * When all the links on Recent changes are purple instead of blue. (WarthogDemon)