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The Legend of Johnny Apple.
Once upon a time there was a gnome named Johnny Apple. Johnny Apple lived in a microbacteria colonization inside of a Pop-Tart. Inside that Pop-Tart there was a bustling, busy city, this is where Johnny Apple lived. One day, a hole suddenly appeared in the sky of the bustling city of Pop-Tartopolis. Johnny Apple, being the unique, socially-akward mayor, and all around insightfully annoying attention-whore, decided to fly his shampoo bottle of microbacterianess into that hole to see what lurked outside.

Once outside, Johnny Apple stood atop a massive white and red figure. This, he discovered, was the world he lived in. Deciding to be the first one to explore outside of his world, Johnny Apple then jumped off the Pop-Tart and onto a giant square of Jell-O. After walking a ways, Johnny Apple saw a strange man drilling the Jell-O with a strange tool. This man was no other than Regis Philbin. Johnny Apple walked up to him and asked:

"Hello there good sir. What might I ask are you doing?" In a most non-socially-akward way. Regis then responded:

"Well you see child, I am drilling! I'm drilling for Angst!"

"Why are you doing that?" Johnny inquired.

"In the future, angst is the gasoline of the world!" He answered.

Regis then took Johnny to many, many awesome places in Regis' new world.

Johnny became a very popular business man later. He saved the world eight times.

The End.