User:Crunchless

johnathan crunchless willis
born to a 16 year old female assasin somewhere in the san gabriel mountains of california on may 26th 1981 he was adoptted and raised in jonesboro arkansas he started training martial arts as a child and by the time he was ten he was a red belt in brazillian jiu jitsu he is rumored to have put a lion to sleep with a rear naked choke on a school field trip to the zoo in the sixth grade. he continued studying martial arts managing to excell in judo muay thai boxing brazillian jiu jitsu karate roman greco wrestling and professional wrestling and he still managed to graduate high school with a 5.7 grade point average he went on to callege at arkansas state university