User:Crusader Roach

Sachinisms

1. Umm, I can't come? I was like 80:20 right? But then this mother of some kind shows up and eats my spirits and I'm all like "that's unhealthy" so she's on about "deweed that garden of yours" so I just say "no way man, I trim my bushes only when the fishes signal equinox yeh?"... Then I founded a hammer and watched some basketball... Then I'm all thinking about Leah so Kurt shows up with shaving gear and I'm all "I said AFTER the tea party!!!!!" So anyway, this green cucumber crosses my path and I forget to swallow, later I see a reflection of a full bodied cactus and I have to choose between my two greatest loves.

So, sorry that I can't come, but try to enjoy without me... I know it will be hard, but remember-Sachin's still somewhere out there-taking photos of people who look good in pink overalls. Like your brother? Well, yes... Hmm...

2. So I'm with this third former and we're ironing our hair rite? Then this peanut collector shows up and asks me about the weather, so I'm all "where's my tuna man?"

3. The other day I meet up with my long lost pony and he's all happy to see me, but I dunno why I can't find a candle right? So then I follow a lamp that my dentist just offered, nevertheless I still keep an onion in my pocket. Later the police come up to me and are all "do you know a mr. restroom?" and I'm all "my fish had babies!"

Then this old woman decides to hit me on the head with an umbrella, so I'm all "I wonder what Paul's having for dinner". Soon enough I find myself in Bordeaux and I still haven't become a fireman.

4. Like just today i'm all dating a sandcastle and she's all "I'm a sandcastle you moron!!!" but I'm all "I wonder how much I can sell my toes for". Just then I see Malhar mowing his sister and I'm all "I know a guy named Jeffrey". So I go to the dairy and ask the watermelons for some spare tire hubs?

Two days later a fireman comes up to me and says "can I get your weight sir?" and I'm all "where'd my sideburns go?" In the end I figure out that the Hawaiian Eskimo was actually my sister?

5. So I'm all at home smoking my sister right? Then all of a random this guy comes up to me and is all "can you borrow my taxi?" So I'm all "Why don't you slip peanuts anymore man?"

6. So the other day I'm like walking on the ironing board? Then this guy comes up to me and he's all "man your sachinisms are getting repetetive" and I'm all "you got my fridge componenets for the duckling stew?" Then this string inspector comes up to me and he's all "that guy's right, you are getting pretty repetetive" so then I go take a shower with my cat.

7. So I'm all aspirating my cyclohexagonal pigment aight? Then out of nowhere comes this shiny clone and he's all "I made wedding soup!!!!!" so I'm all "Go fish man". Then I go to my pudding ceremony and I receive a welcoming assault? Later I'm all sweeping my razor and there comes the muffin man and he's all "sell me your doormat!" All in all I mated with seven honeybees and restringed my armpits. BOTH OF THEM!!!!

8. So I get up at 4.30 am looking for a glass of my brother right? Then all of a sudden I remember I am late for my intestinal cleansing so I rush to the duck shop and buy a couple of farmers because it's Friday.

9. The other day my mum's all following a lamp aight? Then all of a sudden I recieve a call about Alex engaging an omelette so I'm all "Field restrictions!" Later this cat comes up to me and eats my carpet so I venture out into the forest looking for trees. Then there's Pep tasting these tree huggers and he's all "Um, I can explain" so I'm all "Who brought the dip?"

L'autre le jour ma maman tout suivante une lampe, bien? Alors toute la soudain je recieve un appel au sujet d'Alex engageant une omelette ainsi je suis toutes les "restrictions de champ!" Plus tard ce chat monte à moi et mange ma entreprise tellement I de tapis dehors dans la forêt recherchant des arbres. Alors il y a de Pep goûtant ces huggers d'arbre et il est toute la "UM, je peut expliquer" ainsi je suis tout "qui a apporté la immersion?"

The other the day my very following mom a lamp, well? Then all it suddenly I recieve a call about Alex engaging an omelette thus I am all the "restrictions of field!" Later this cat goes up to me and eats my company so much I of seeking carpet outside in the forest of the trees. Then there is of Pep tasting these huggers tree and it is all the "UM, I can explain" thus I am very "who brought the immersion?"

11. So I'm all out in the wild giving James a sisterectomy aight? Then out of nowhere comes this buddhist guy and he's all "search the peace within" so i'm all "go make raincoats man!" Later I find Pep and he's all playing his brother so i'm all "Darn Pep, why must you soil my good yoghurt?" Soon enough I meet up with Simon and he's all "I was thinking about you when I got up" so I'm all "Man that green ketchup really turns me on".