User:CrushKillDestroy!

Who am I?
I like to think of myself as a genuine ladnav: a guy travelling around without a care (except contributing to Wikipedia of course).

My Top 5 Targets
1. Edit George W Bush and live to tell the tale.

2. Create 1 million new articles.

3. Go undercover against the vandals and force a couple off the web.

4. Turn into a old-time veteran of Wikipedia by the time I'm 70.

5. Crush, Kill and Destroy anyone who gets in my way.