User:Crypto schitzo

My name is Jeff, I'm 18 years young, I like writing, talking, movies, music, and I am planning to become a cryptozoologist or animal control officer. In other words, I want to search for "mythical" creatures that are thought of not to exist, but is not yet proven. It's very rare, and if you know where I can find classes for that specific thing, help would be much appreciated, so if you know, please tell me.

My favorite movies are Collateral, The Air I Breathe, Southland tales, The Majestic, any action hero movie, the pink panther, hot rod, national treasure, star wars, tropic thunder, the cable guy, me, myself and Irene, dumb and dumber, mars attacks, little miss sunshine, secret window, hide & seek, blades of glory, the professional, I really like comedy, there is more, but I don't know them by heart.

My favorite music is Breaking Benjamin, Tool, Godsmack, Alice in Chains, 10 years, 3 doors down, 3 days grace, 30 seconds to mars, pearl jam, audioslave/soundgarden, sevendust, creed, metallica, crossfade, avenged sevenfold, saliva, u2, collective soul, and more.

My favorite TV shows are Family Guy, The Simpson's, Burn Notice, Cash Cab, American Dad, Futurama, King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

My favorite comedians are Lewis Black, Harland Williams, Jim Gaffigan, and Steven Wright.