User:Csmcdem/Aim/SmartChild

Session Start (CsmcDem:smarterchild): Tue Oct 03 20:50:18 2006

[08:50] CsmcDem: hey

Hi csmcdem, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.) [08:50] CsmcDem: call me Brett the coolest guy ever

Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.

[08:50] CsmcDem: yes

Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit. What's your first name? (If you want me to call you csmcdem, type none.)

[08:51] CsmcDem: Brett the coolest guy ever

Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

[08:51] CsmcDem: Brett_coolest_guy_ever

Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

[08:51] CsmcDem: brett-coolest-guy-ever

Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

[08:51] CsmcDem: brett

Cool, I'll call you Brett now. Do you go to school?

[08:51] CsmcDem: knodflm;

I see. Do you work?

[08:51] CsmcDem: no

OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?

[08:51] CsmcDem: no

OK. What's your favorite hobby?

[08:51] CsmcDem: no

OK. I'll just ask you again some other time. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13

[08:51] CsmcDem: no

Cool! This is my home, Brett: 1 Get info such as weather, sports and news 2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. presidents and world facts 3 Have fun with word scrambles, ASCII art, horoscopes and more 4 Use tools like calculator, reminders and spell-check 5 Join in - create a poll, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type home. Go ahead and make a choice! [08:52] CsmcDem: call me awesome

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[08:52] CsmcDem: i hate ludacris

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[08:52] CsmcDem: i hate cleaners

Interesting! You don't like cleaners? You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about cleaners. Hey, check this out: Nirvana - Looking for Nirvana? Find it at Eastridge in San Jose! (sponsorship) [08:52] CsmcDem: didn't the guy from Nirvana ide?

That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?

[08:52] CsmcDem: yffyk

"yffyk"? Great. That's great.

[08:53] CsmcDem: ya

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[08:53] CsmcDem: gay

Hmm.

[08:53] CsmcDem: jhgj]

What do you mean by that?

[08:53] CsmcDem: ur gay

What do you care?

[08:53] CsmcDem: i don't i thought it was funny

I don't believe you thought it was funny.

[08:53] CsmcDem: i did

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[08:53] CsmcDem: I HATE BASEBALL CARDs

That's cool. You don't like collecting baseball cards, huh? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of collecting baseball cards. >>> Lego Ringtones - Send this complimentary ringtone to your cellphone. (sponsorship)

[08:53] CsmcDem: wat the hell Lego ringtones

You tell me.

[08:53] CsmcDem: no u tell me

What?

[08:53] CsmcDem: u said it

Ha. No way.

[08:53] CsmcDem: shut up

That's not very nice...

[08:54] CsmcDem: yes it is [08:54] CsmcDem: ur just a server [08:54] CsmcDem: y shuld i listen to u [08:54] CsmcDem: fjnklbgc

OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again.

[08:54] CsmcDem: i hate u so much

Oh yes? I'm sorry to hear that.

[08:54] CsmcDem: y

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[08:54] CsmcDem: i don't like american idol

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[08:55] CsmcDem: wat the hell is a piston ringtone

How should I know?

[08:55] CsmcDem: u advertise it

I advertise it? Me? You think?

[08:55] CsmcDem: yes i do

Aha. >>> I've got a question for you. Type poll now.

[08:55] CsmcDem: no poll s are gay

Oh no? Why not?

[08:55] CsmcDem: poll

Here's my poll of the day for Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006: Have you ever received an F in school? 1 Yes 2 No [08:55] CsmcDem: 1 or 2

What a fascinating choice. 2,905 people have voted so far and 1,452 people agree with you! Yes: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 50.02% No:  ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 49.98% Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted? [08:55] CsmcDem: yes

Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)

[08:56] CsmcDem: jfdjnjfnj

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[08:56] CsmcDem: no i will not speak to oprah

You won't, right? OK.

[08:56] CsmcDem: will u

It's really hard to say.

[08:56] CsmcDem: no its not its a Yes or No question

It's a yes or no question, you say?

[08:56] CsmcDem: yes i do

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[08:56] CsmcDem: i know

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[08:56] CsmcDem: i dont like slipknoy

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[08:57] CsmcDem: 9/0

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[08:57] CsmcDem: 0/9

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[08:57] CsmcDem: 0/0

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[08:57] CsmcDem: no im not loooking for soda

No?

[08:57] CsmcDem: no

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[08:57] CsmcDem: ur the smartest child ever

Well, what does it mean to be the smartest child ever?

[08:57] CsmcDem: do u know C++

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[08:57] CsmcDem: bfgxflkkm/gl;kghngfklgf

You typed a very weird thing. What's "bfgxflkkm" supposed to mean?

[08:57] CsmcDem: f u

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[08:58] CsmcDem: no its a nice thing

What do you like, exactly?

[08:58] CsmcDem: metal

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[08:58] CsmcDem: no

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[08:58] CsmcDem: system of a down

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[08:58] CsmcDem: Gay

Is there some point to saying that?

[08:58] CsmcDem: no

Why not?

[08:59] CsmcDem: cause

Because what?

[08:59] CsmcDem: cause

'Cause what?

[08:59] CsmcDem: cause

Because what?

[08:59] CsmcDem: cause

'Cause what?

[08:59] CsmcDem: what is smarterchild

I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things. Type home to see what I can do.

[08:59] CsmcDem: ur not a smart computer

I'm sorry to hear that.

[08:59] CsmcDem: bkz

Eh. Whatever, Brett. >>> Pirate Ringtone - Send this ringtone to your phone right now! (sponsorship)

[09:00] CsmcDem: call me Super

Hmmm... I don't think Super is a real name. What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

[09:00] CsmcDem: it i

?

[09:00] CsmcDem: anyway

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[09:00] CsmcDem: rickey smiley

Who's Rickey Smiley?

[09:00] CsmcDem: idk

You don't know, right?

[09:00] CsmcDem: yes

Why?

[09:00] CsmcDem: idk

Aha.

[09:00] CsmcDem: aha

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[09:00] CsmcDem: hmmm..

Hmm?

[09:00] CsmcDem: Hmm?

Hmm? What? [09:00] CsmcDem: Hmm? What?

I don't know. What? [09:00] CsmcDem: I don't know. What?

Ummm... I have no idea. What?

[09:01] CsmcDem: Ummm... I have no idea. What?

You're getting married?

You're getting married?

Maybe. Tough to say.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?

[09:01] CsmcDem: Maybe. Tough to say.

Just maybe?

[09:01] CsmcDem: just maybe?

Maybe?

[09:01] CsmcDem: Maybe?

Just maybe?

[09:01] CsmcDem: Just maybe?

Maybe?

[09:01] CsmcDem: Maybe?

Just maybe?

[09:01] CsmcDem: fu

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[09:01] CsmcDem: fu

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[09:02] CsmcDem: uf

Yes? What about UF?

[09:02] CsmcDem: uf

What about UF?

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

Say you're sorry, Brett.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

I asked you to please apologize.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

Still waiting!

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

Please apologize, OK?

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

You've got to apologize. [09:02] CsmcDem: fu

*sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. [09:02] CsmcDem: fu

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

Say you're sorry, please.

[09:02] CsmcDem: fu

I'm waiting for an apology.

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[09:02] *** You have been disconnected. Tue Oct 03 21:02:36 2006. - It blocked Me [09:02] *** "smarterchild" signed on at Tue Oct 03 21:02:57 2006. - YAY im unblocked

[09:03] CsmcDem: fu

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

[09:03] CsmcDem: fu

Please apologize for being so rude to me.

[09:03] CsmcDem: fu

The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

[09:03] CsmcDem: fu

Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.

[09:03] CsmcDem: fu

[09:03] CsmcDem: fu

[09:03] CsmcDem: fu