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= Phillipe Kenhoff = The YouTube page Phillipe Kenhoff [Pronounced fil-ləp-â-kín-høff] was created on April 1st 2016, and as of November 30th, has amassed a following of an astronomical eighteen subscribers. This is subject to change as YouTube subscription numbers often do.

The first video posted on the Phillipe Kenhoff YouTube page was "Earthquake DEMO ".

Cast
The men behind the channel have referred to themselves using several code names such as "Philipe" for the main character Tomas, and "Tony" and "Zechariah" for two other guests who's names have not yet been revealed.

Chart
A chart for the names would look something like this:

The First Installment
The Lore of Phillipe Kenhoff is very complicated and still being explained through a series of videos today. Legend says one day when Tomas was sitting at his computer the plump fairy Ja-bro-bro fluttered past him and said "you should create a YouTube page." (Tomas did not believe in fairies and all people know that if you do not choose to believe in faeries they will not appear to you.) Not hearing the fairy at all, Tomas exclaimed across the house "I SHOULD CREATE A YOU TUBE PAGE!" Such an outburst caused Tomas's mother to become very concerned for his mental health, however she let him continue to make a YouTube channel anyway.

Tomas created a YouTube page under the alias "Phillipe Kenhoff." "Why create a fake alias?" one may ask, well Tomas did this because he knew there were haterz out there and they would stalk him and dab on him. As Tomas filled out the application for his new YouTube channel, he exclaimed with a loud and boisterous voice "I SHALL CALL MYSELF PHILLIPE SO THAT NO MAN SHALL KNOW THINE REAL NAME AND DABETH APONETH ME!" This was only redundant however because seconds after creating the channel he published his first video "Earthquake DEMO" saying "so um... *exhails* Hi. I'm Phillipe, uhhh most of you guys know me as Tomas..." confessing his real name without the haterz knowing it.

The fist man recorded to watch this video was the Evil Doctor D. or as was written on his degree "Evil Dr. Professor Driftooooo Deeeevjooot PHD" also commonly referred to as 'Dr. Driftooooo-jot'. As Dr. Driftooooo-jot watched the video on his 144Hz azer monitor in his stretch pimped out slammed hover Bugatti Veyron super extra sport-erino, he suddenly had the urge to find Tomas and dab on his family until they were "haterized." Dr. D. drove back to his house up there in the Hollywood Hills. as he analyzed the next few videos posted on the page, he soon figured out the true identities of Phillipe, Tony, and the occasional guest Zechariah. Both Tony and Zecheriah's true names have been censored for their own privacy.

Here ends the first installment of the lore of Philipe Kenhoff and the Evil Doctor Driftooooo-jot, stay tuned for more.