User:CujoX/Rhymes

I will place my (possibly rude) rhymes here when I write them.

Haiku
I am not a Jew

Neither do I think are you

If I'm wrong then DIE!

Limericks
I once knew a girl named Tara

who was as pretty as any flower

I asked her out twice

and she said, not so nice

"If you ask me again you'll go to the E.R.-a!"