User:Cyclone1/Hickenese Language

The language known as Hickenese is used mainly in parts of the southeast and south-central United States. It comes from a blend of English and SPAM. It's also been called Redneckenese, Hickish, and Yallaintsquatt. This is not to be confused with Jeff Foxworthy's bit "Redneck Words".

Sound Recognition
The sound of Hickenese is different than the avereage English language. Here is how to say vowel sounds in Hickenese. Most short words with one syllable have two syllables in this language. Note- "I" is not pronuonced "Iee". Dont end with "ee". Just say "I"

To speak Hickenese, you must talk slowly and stumble over long words. other things you might do include scratchin your rear, hitching up your pants, and scratching your rear again.

Hickenese Names
Most Hickenesian names start with Bobby or Billy, but some unique names have been created, such as: (Note: the name Audrey is prononced Ordrey)

Female
Sharleene, Darleene, Brandeene, Dewayne, Dorleene, Dody, Martina, Shania, Louette, Presley...etc,

Male
Jim Bob, Bocephus, Bo, Hank, Junior, Gunner, Hunter, Tanner, Buck, Elvis, Conway, Twitty, Merle, Clint...etc,

Examples of names with Bobby or Billy

 * Bobby Joe
 * Bobby Fred
 * Bobby Ray
 * Bobbi Jo (female)
 * Billy Bob
 * Bobby Bob
 * Billy Bill
 * Billy Joe
 * Bobby Jim
 * Billy Jim
 * Billy Ray