User:Cyde/Admin criteria

These are the criteria I look for in prospective candidates for adminship. If you meet all of my criteria you will get a guaranteed support from me. Otherwise, it's iffy.
 * 1) Must have been actively editing for three to four months at minimum.
 * 2) Must have enough substantive edits for me to get a good idea of the editing pattern and style.
 * 3) Must believe in the open source philosophy.
 * 4) Must understand United States copyright law.
 * 5) Must have nothing even remotely resembling a userbox on his userpage.
 * 6) Must have fixed up a featured article removal candidate back to featured article status.
 * 7) Must over fifty substantial edits in each namespace, most critically, Image talk: and Portal talk:.
 * 8) Must have a positive coefficient for the exponential term when an exponential regression is calculated on the user's number of edits per week for the past twelve weeks.
 * 9) Must understand that AFD is a discussion, not a vote.
 * 10) Must have contributed to 500 AFD discussions.
 * 11) Must have contributed substantial improvements to AutoWikiBrowser, pyWikipediaBot, or MediaWiki software proper.
 * 12) Must have a 3.2 GPA with a minimum of 16 earned credits per semester.
 * 13) Must have written five featured articles from scratch or had a substantial part in writing ten.
 * 14) Must be SCUBA-certified.
 * 15) Must have founded at least two WikiProjects and participated in at least five.
 * 16) Must have Ascended at least three different character classes.
 * 17) Must meet criteria for becoming a steward.
 * 18) Must be no more than 50% cybernetic but no less than 20% cybernetic.
 * 19) Must speak three languages fluently.
 * 20) Must have a written letter of recommendation from Jimbo.
 * 21) Must have dreams in Wiki source at least three nights a week.
 * 22) Must be able to secure a 30-year loan at 3.2% APR or lower.
 * 23) Must be at least 35 years of age and born on United States soil or its overseas consulates.
 * 24) Must be able to recite all sections of United States copyright law from memory.
 * 25) Must be rouge.
 * 26) Must have root on Wikimedia's servers.
 * 27) Must run a backup cluster of Wikimedia servers.
 * 28) Must be Wiki.