User:D-Day/You know you've been editing for too long on Wikipedia if...

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN EDITING ON WIKIPEDIA FOR TOO LONG IF...


 * 1) You put double square brackets around the most important words of a sentence.
 * 2) You refer to your mailbox as your "talk page."
 * 3) Your mom tells you to get off the computer, and she's been dead for 20 years.
 * 4) You run out of ideas for new articles, so you write one about your dog.
 * 5) Suddenly, your MySpace account just seems so childish.
 * 6) You draw userboxes when people ask you to describe your personality.
 * 7) You call your boss "Jimbo."
 * 8) You try to be NPOV about EVERYTHING.
 * 9) You put "wiki-" in front of common words.
 * 10) When you see graffiti on a wall, you immediately look for a "revert" button.
 * 11) Whenever you try to throw something out, you bring it up for deletion with your family.
 * 12) You call your enemies "Willy on Wheels."
 * 13) Whenever someone says a corny pun, you respond "That was a really bad joke and other deleted nonsense."
 * 14) Everything you know about HTML you learned from here.
 * 15) You don't know what your score is on the Are You a Wikipediholic? test because the computer can't count that high.
 * 16) You don't believe in God because you believe in Wikipedia.
 * 17) While bored in school, you draw an "edit this page" tab on a random page in your textbook.
 * 18) You attempt to edit your school textbook.
 * 19) You actually succeed.
 * 20) Instead of starting conversations with people, you create "talk pages."
 * 21) You are shocked to find that whales are actually a breed of large aquatic mammals.
 * 22) You dream in edit summaries.
 * 23) You start a subpage letting people know when they've been editing for too long.