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Hello im Jakob Smith Nevard and this is my life

I was born in Christchurch New Zealand June 1st 2008 It was snowing that day my mother said it was good luck. I was a chunky baby weighing about 10 and a half kilos (wide Putn music playing)

I lived in christchurch until 2012 we decided to move to whangarei After the major earthquakes in 2011 my mum said that the earthquakes happened at the worst possible time because we were at the mall which was correct because for me it would have been stressful, loud and very confusing especially for a 3YO toddler. so when we moved my dad decided to stay in christchurch because all of his friends and family were there so there was a patch of my life were my father wasn't there and neither was marmite because during the christchurch earthquakes the Marmite factory was shut down for 2 years or something so my life was hard during 2012 and 2015 and got even worse when my mum started smoking and when this happened i moved into my grandparents house for six months and I only got to see my mum on a wednesday after school I went to glenbervie at the time on the outskirts of Tikipunga my grandparents didn't want me to go to Tiki primary COS IT SUCKS I remember my grandad and i would read the Garfield comics in the newspaper and they eventually stopped doing that because newspapers aren't very popular anymore and my grandad felt sorry for me and bought garfield books so i could read them whenever i want