User:DARKWINTERFIRE

''THE HOLDING PATTERN

CAUSE AND EFFECT'''

CAUSE ZERO I TEXT SCOTT

CAUSE ONE: ANDY TELLS ME TO KICK OUT JOEY

EFFECT TWO: I KICK OUT JOEY

CAUSE TWO: I KICK OUT JOEY

EFFECT TWO: SCOTT MOVES IN

CAUSE THREE: WATER HEATER FLOODS EDGEWATER

CAUSE FOUR: I KICK OUT SCOTT

EFFECT THREE: I GO STAY AT SCOTT’S

EFFECT FOUR: SCOTT WON’T LET ME MOVE IN

CAUSE FIVE: I BLACK OUT AT HARRY’S

EFFECT FIVE: I HAVE A HANGOVER

CAUSE SIX: JENNIFER STEALS MY PAINTINGS

EFFECT SIX: I POST ABOUT PAINTINGS BEING STOLEN

CAUSE SEVEN: I POST ON FACEBOOK ABOUT PAINTINGS BEING STOLEN

EFFECT SEVEN: PAINTINGS ARE RETURNED

CAUSE EIGHT: SCOTT WON’T LET ME MOVE IN

EFFECT EIGHT: I AM HOMELESS

CAUSE NINE:''' I AM HOMELESS

EFFECT NINE: JOEY ALLOWS ME TO STAY AT GILLESPIE

EFFECT ZERO: SCOTT TELLS ME HE CONVINCED ANDY TO TELL ME TO KICK OUT JOEY

SEE SEPARATE ARTICLE FOR THE DOCUMENTATION OF THE UNLISTED EFFECTS OF CAUSE ZERO.

GET IT!?!

Yours Forever,

Melanie Samora.