User:DDnikki/A horrible assortment of lists

would put a humor tag but i dont want this appearing in the wikipedia humor category (i am genuinely sorry for making this, an apology to the bureucrats)

Absurd/violent Christmas songs (?)

 * Santa's gonna kick your ass


 * Grandma got run over by a reindeer
 * The night santa went crazy
 * Happy holidays, you bastard
 * Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (which itself is a compilation)
 * Flappie

Chickens

 * Chicken gun
 * Chicken hypnotism
 * Chicken powered nuclear bomb
 * Chicken or the egg
 * Tastes like chicken
 * Rubber chicken
 * Mike the headless chicken

Places completely unrelated to their name

 * Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan


 * South Park, Wyoming
 * Disney, Oklahoma

Switched words

 * New York, Texas - Texas, New York
 * Better Call Saul (Breaking Bad) - Breaking Bad (Better Call Saul)

Unusually named things (I'm sorry)

 * Night of the Day of the Dawn (shortened for sanity)
 * Bill gates' flower fly
 * Basically all the weird shit given to fruit fly genes
 * Fire Penguin Disco Panda (Seriously, this is in an encyclopedic article)
 * Kevin lasagna "Lasagna has many layers to his game"
 * Abcde

This, for no reason
Apparently at least 5 news articles (as much as I could find) cited on South Park related pages start with "oh my God"

South Park

 * Oh my God, South Park killed a decade
 * Oh my God! South Park syndicated

Bigger, Longer & Uncut

 * Oh my God, they're thinking of making a South Park film
 * Oh, my God! Parents shocked seeing 'Park'
 * Oh my God, will they overkill Kenny