User:DJSparky


 * Many thanks to User:Binksternet and User:Malcolm, among others, from whom I "liberated" a large amount of the HTML on my user pages (since I only know how to code in BASIC, Turing and Alcorn 8-bit).

Quotes

 * Sparky's Law: "The amount of aggravation a security guard gives you is inversely proportional to their actual authority."


 * Sparky's Second Law: "When they say 'Aim Away From Face', they ain't kidding..."


 * "It's always better to be a pessimist than a optimist. Optimists are always either right, or disappointed. Pessimists are always either right, or pleasantly surprised."


 * Even the most widely accepted, readily verifiable, intrinsic facts about the universe won't disabuse some people of their opinions.


 * citation needed

Article Contributions

 * I freely admit upfront I am an inclusionist


 * My editing pattern by wikichecker

Under Construction

 * Distributed dimming
 * Sound operator - add pics and redo intro
 * Instrument Schedule
 * Theatrical technician
 * Category:WikiProject templates
 * List of theatre personnel
 * WikiProject Stagecraft/Breakdown
 * WikiProject Stagecraft/Images

Useful Stuff

 * theat-bio-stub
 * Infobox artist
 * WikiProject Canada
 * Template:Infobox artist
 * Template:Infobox award