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Ashton Decker, the man who never scored

Ashton Decker

This article is about Ashton Decker (ash-ton de-k-er)

Ashton was born October 19, 2006 Ashton died on December 14, 2069 due to a heart attack. Ashton was not found because he could never pull anyone.

Ashton died without scoring. He played Fortnite 3 and Minecraft: 3D Editon

Ashton started working at a young age of twenty-four when his mom stopped giving him money. He worked at McDonalds for twenty-three years. He made a staggering $2.62 on average each year. The reason behind this low amount was because he spent all his money on V-Bucks, which is an online currency of his favorite game.

In high school, he failed miserably. He fell in love with Hunter Garrard at 15. He still has not gotten over that man.