User:DUI Guy

A-1 Ramsey Guy was a legendary researcher of Ramsey Theory in the early 2000s. According to legend, in graduate school the Great Soda Guy stole his girlfriend. As revenge, he stole his research ideas, and after he became rich and famous, he married Alicja Janosz, winner of the 1st season of Polish Idol. He then killed her by having sex with her 10 days in a row every month.