User:DaBigLemon/sandbox

Seb Nopp
Seb Nopp is a binbo-hobo-gaybo who likes peanuts straight from... you know what? I'm gonna leave that bit out in case there are little children reading this. Seb Nopp's nickname is "Zero", as it relates to many things in his life. Zero friends, zero home, zero possessions, zero money, and zero life. This is not a lie, as I have met him. I was with him when he had a check-up, and I heard Doctor Gav say "Your fat nuts have more pubes than your arse, which is really saying something, so come to my house at 3 a.m tomorrow, for a real good check-up, closer this time.