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The legend of Jack Hackney



Jack was born in 1991 in a Walmart bathroom, on the changing table. He was of Mexican't descent but was the whitest one of all. And his skin pigment was so white he was banished by the entire Mexican culture. Shunned off and forced into white living... Jack always thought that his dad was his real dad but plot twist...LJ was his real dad. Lilian and LJ had a secret love affair which then formed Jack into the man-child he is today. When Jack hit the age of 5, he discovered a long rubbery thing with balls on the end of it in his mom's closet. Jack proceeded to make it his best friend. Him and his friend had all sorts of adventures. He even gave a name to his friend...Eric. Jack would sword fight, hug, and kiss Eric everyday. When Jack was 10 years old, he finally met his real dad in the flesh...LJ. They proceeded to wrangle lizards together and play catch at the park. When Jack hit the beautiful age of puberty, that's when everything forever changed. From what Jack thought was a second belly button, emerged something that reminded him of his best friend Eric...but much smaller than Eric. As Jack got older he discovered something that resembled a pimpled pumpkin which he then cut a hole into and named it Jade. Him and Jade were the first ones to discover the magical white milk that came from Jacks other belly button. And this is the beginning of Jack's legacy.

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Chapter One: Jack's First Hope, When he moved in with his real Dad It all started out whimsical and amazing until his first home away from home turned into a frat house...minus the college. This was also the first time in Jack's life separating from his best friend Eric. Eric found a new tribe to squeeze into which forced Jack to move onto making new "friends" lefty and righty. It was at this first house that Jack finally paid for his beer at the extravagant Mellow Mushroom. He violently slammed his $8 on the table while simultaneously shouting "I'LL PAY FOR MY BEER" as he was walking out of the fine establishment with middle fingers to the sky. What he failed to remember was his decadent cal-zone he left behind. His father proceeded to enjoy this cal-zone while staring into Jack's eyes later that evening. Jack has always been enraged with anger ever since Eric left him for another tribe and has had trouble controlling that anger. He has used anger and alcohol to cope with his loss of his best friend. Jumping from failed relationship to failed relationship and constantly getting pegged by beers by his father.

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Chapter Two: Jack strikes back Full of anger and alcohol withdrawals...Jack and his father LJ moved to the city of Chandler. Whats even worse about this house is that his step grandpa Sean moved in as well. Jack is so frustrated with his life at this point that he ends up quitting his job. He found his true calling...post-mates and Coca-Cola. Jack starts off as a merchandiser bouncing from store to store angry at customers and his jack ass of a boss. Always showing up 30 minutes late but never fails to clock in on time from his phone. With such fulfillment from coca-cola he quits his job at post-mates because coca cola now fills the void he once had. Since Jack started to get comfortable with life again...he continued to be an alcoholic. Slowly Jack was reminiscing on the good old days where he crashed into Davin's neighbor's wall and tried running away while the neighbors watched. He got many open container charges as well as criminal speeding tickets. Frustration of these charges he took out his anger on customers, specifically the one at home depot where he then received a leave of absence TBD. In the midst of all this chaos and destruction he met a woman that he will soon fall in love with...(like seriously go gay for)

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CHAPTER 3: Return of the Jack Sitting at home experimenting with alcohol and other substances...per usual. Full of frustration and anger and lack of money, Jack decides to straighten up his life...again. Jack decides to go back to HVAC. Although this was no easy road there were many trials and tribulations that Jack faced with his work. With things going great with his new girlfriend and money coming in, he decides to put Eric behind him once and for all and also moves out of his fathers home. Settling in at Tempe, Jack puts Eric, his multiple charges, and LJ fucking his mom behind him once and for all. Jack has now settled down and shifted his beliefs...he is now navajo. With frustration, anger, and alcohol...

To be continued.....

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