User:Daaanubee

Danube
Danube is many things, for example:


 * "Danube" is greater than you.
 * "Danube" is greater your Mother.
 * "Danube" is graater than typos.
 * "Danube" approves of his friend Brandon.

This article is not written by "Danube".This article is not biased, it is Only based on real world facts.(Cite: the Earth) You may be wondering:


 * Who is"Danube"?
 * Where does he live?
 * Why does he exist?
 * What is his Social Security Number?

I, the author of this Article "Totally Notdanube Danube" can not say the answers to these Questions Since is such a Mysterious Character. I can tell you one thing that "Danube" is best.