User:Dadons

Dadons is the alias for CMacchi, who, infact is the coolest person in the world (Guiness Book, 2007).

He was introduced to the world as the coolest person on Earth in late 1989, and has held that position ever since. The New York Times recently quoted CMacchi, "Yes, it's true." "What?" replied the interviewer. "It's true that I'm awesome. The whole world needs to know this." "I know that, I agree, the whole world does need to recognize your position on the social ladder."

He is a very successful nothing, and hasn't done much in a long time, partially contributing to his cool factor.