User:DahCrazyJay

Born in New York in the bronx of co-op city. Started skating at the age of 10. Later became sponsored by P-Rod in Nike And Plan-B and Bam Margera trained him like a boss in skate boarding. He now has 99 wives. He ollied over the Empire state building and landed it with a late tre flip like a boss. He was in a 47 different movies, and has humped a variety of zebras and has slayed numerous dragons. With a golden sword that he learned how to use when he went on his first expedition to hotocate to harvest pikimin. But conquered many bulborbs. He always learned how to swim through the sierra desert.