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Alex Idov: The Biography

Idov: The Early Years
 Idov's Childhood

Alex Idov was born in a log cabin in the dark forests of southern Bulgaria, on March 12, 1942. His parents were Sylvester "The Baker" Idov and Henrietta "The Baker" Idov. When Sylvester and Henrietta went off to join the resistance during the war, Alex, left alone in the cabin to fend for himself, opened up his own community bakery. Alex, a child of only 4, became wildly successful, earning over 40 kopeks in his first month as baker-in-chief. When his parents returned, they used Alex's earnings to buy a single ticket to America, which the family agreed should be given to the father. However, little Alex Idov stole the ticket in the middle of a stormy night, and ran off to Ameirca with nothing but his teddy bear and a box of homemade croissants. There Idov took on the family nickname of "The Baker," and began a new life for himself

Idov: The Rise to Power
The arrival

Upon his disembarkation from the boat, Idov waded to shore and planted a croissant to memorialize the spot. Upon landfall in New York Harbor, Idov was said to have proclaimed: "Here I make my home, and here I shall remain until the end of my days." Idov then ate a croissant, hailed a cab, and began his epic joruney to Atlanta, GA. There, Idov would change his life, and in the process would alter the course of the world events.

Idov to iDOV TM

In Atlanta, Idov bought a small house off Lavista Road and opened up his own bakery. Unsurprisingly, Idov begain 'rolling in the dough' straight from the beginning (Literally, as well as figuratively: it seems that Idov had a large vat of dough in which he would relax between serving customers). Earning over 50 kopeks a month, Idov soon had enough money to open up several new businesses, including a blackberry winery and a digital music player store. With his novel MP3 player, the iDOV, and his signature iDOV Blackberry Wine, Alex soon became a local sensation. iDOVs were selling left and right, and empty Blackberry Wine bottles were seen on every table in every home of the city. Idov, it seems, had made it big.

iDOV TM: The dark times
Idov loses the iDOV Just when things were looking good for young Idov, catastrophe struck. it seems that Idov, in his haste to come out with new products, had forgotten to copyright his iDOV mp3 player. The iDOV, being so successful, soon became the object of envy of many rival computer companies, such as Apple Computer. Apple, which was losing money after recieving complaints that the stems were falling off of its edible laptops, was rotting to the core, and needed a quick path back to success. It realized that if it could only get a hold of plans for the iDOV, it would be back in business. To iDOV's chagrin, and Apple Computer's delight, Alex was betrayed by his trusty Robot assistant, r2-iDOV2, who brought a copy of the plans to Apple spies. Before Idov could make a move, Apple began construction of a massive, orbital mp3 player entitled the DeathPod, and attempted to enslave the human race.

Idov Strikes Back

Idov, realizing that the fate of mankind was in his hands, gathered together a group of fighters from the Bulgarian resistance